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Post by darksazzo on Jan 15, 2006 10:21:33 GMT
Read these in yesterdays paper...some are funny, some are just true and some are genius..
Beer Scooter - Miraculous method of transport employed when leaving the pu after drinking large amounts of beer.
Blonde Herring- A blonde woman who prompts a wolf whistle from the back but a grimace when you see her from the front.
Bacardi geezer- A bloke who inexplicably chooses to quaff girlie drinks.
Bat in the Cave-A precariously suspended bogie that hangs upsettingly in someone's nostril
Cider Visor-Beer goggles for the younger drinker
Costume drama-The frantic behaviour of a woman who cannot decide what to wear to a party.
Drive the Porcelain Bus- A kneel down visit to the lavatory during which one holds the rim like a steerign wheel.
Glasgow Salad-Chips
Grating the Chedder- When a bloke accidentally scrapes his manhood on the zip of his flies
Gym Buddha-An overweight woman in sportswear.
Mellienium Domes- The contents of a WonderBra ie. very impressive from the outside but there's actually nothing worth seeing inside.
Ming the merciless-An exceptionally foul-smelling passing of wind
Mobile Throne- A portable loo that everyone avoids at pop festivals.
Monkey Bath-A bath so hot that when lowering yourseld in, you go: "Oo! Oo!"
Mouse's Tongue- Description of a very small Mr Happy
Mr Happy's business suit-A condom
Phallucy- Any statement made by a man about the size of his Mr Happy
Sledge-A bloke who is constantly pulled by dogs
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Post by Smile!!! on Jan 16, 2006 18:18:43 GMT
This isnt good... i replied to this yesterday... wheres my post?
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Post by darksazzo on Jan 17, 2006 15:03:45 GMT
what was your post anyway?
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Post by Smile!!! on Jan 17, 2006 16:45:01 GMT
erm, said I liked the bat thing and monkey bath. I also said that Mr Happy's Business suit was hilarious i roll around laughing...
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Post by darksazzo on Jan 19, 2006 7:36:45 GMT
gdgd I have finally changed the L.O.L censoring... As you see before you... and don'nt use it ever again.. it is annoying.. I publicly chastise you... oooohhh no... you like the humiliation don't you? You are one sick puppy.....there were like others but I thought they were slightly mean I have finally changed the L.O.L censoring... As you see before you... and don'nt use it ever again.. it is annoying.. I publicly chastise you... oooohhh no... you like the humiliation don't you? You are one sick puppy... like gorillas in the mist. But I love the Blonde Herring, millenium domes laugh very loudly, mouse's tongue hahaha. etc
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Post by Smile!!! on Jan 21, 2006 17:47:41 GMT
you like sleeping with sheep... dont you? hehe...
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Post by darksazzo on Jan 22, 2006 12:28:49 GMT
You die one day Come hug me, i'm funny!
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Alex
I really don't like chavs...
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Post by Alex on Jan 25, 2006 21:22:49 GMT
Drive the porcelain bus - that describes me last saturday... great, these are v.fiunny... why does she die? and why do you like sleeping with sheep?
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Post by Smile!!! on Jan 26, 2006 18:32:40 GMT
everyone dies sometime... so one day i die...
I have finally changed the L.O.L censoring... As you see before you... and don'nt use it ever again.. it is annoying.. I publicly chastise you... oooohhh no... you like the humiliation don't you? You are one sick puppy... comes up when typing the initials for laugh out loud... to discourage it
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Post by darksazzo on Jan 27, 2006 10:13:08 GMT
hehehe just try over words I dare ye
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Post by Smile!!! on Feb 21, 2006 11:06:07 GMT
what?
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Post by darksazzo on Feb 24, 2006 11:44:34 GMT
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Post by Smile!!! on Feb 28, 2006 19:51:06 GMT
hehe... just getting the rest of the songs downloaded... it's all good...
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porge
I don't like chavs...
Elvis is the one I love
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Post by porge on Mar 27, 2006 14:11:56 GMT
What is a Mr Happy?
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Post by Smile!!! on Mar 27, 2006 14:14:54 GMT
Erm... a male organ, females don't have them... erm... during intercourse these may become... 'inflated'... understand? comprende?
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porge
I don't like chavs...
Elvis is the one I love
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Post by porge on Mar 27, 2006 14:18:27 GMT
oh right.i cant think of anything to say that wouldnt sound rude to the comment above I have finally changed the L.O.L censoring... As you see before you... and don'nt use it ever again.. it is annoying.. I publicly chastise you... oooohhh no... you like the humiliation don't you? You are one sick puppy...
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Post by darksazzo on Mar 27, 2006 18:17:14 GMT
laugh very loudly!!!!!! L.mfao!!!!!!!! she did however
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Post by Smile!!! on Mar 29, 2006 20:32:28 GMT
indeed. I just won an 'indeed' contest against Dan, he was no match to my indeed!
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *SNIGGERS IN AN EVIL-TYPE WAY*
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Post by darksazzo on Mar 31, 2006 9:22:35 GMT
haha indeed
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Post by Dan on Apr 3, 2006 19:37:46 GMT
heeey... you didn't win that...
*checks message history*
oh... fiiine...
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Post by Smile!!! on Apr 4, 2006 21:10:33 GMT
See, I did! I am VICTORIOUS!!!!!!!! You shall never beat my indeed-ness Dan! I am the QUEEN HIGH INDEEDER!
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Post by Dan on Apr 4, 2006 22:35:31 GMT
indeed...
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Post by darksazzo on Apr 5, 2006 16:15:35 GMT
indeedily do do
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Post by Smile!!! on Apr 6, 2006 18:49:54 GMT
I say "INDEED!!!"
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Post by Dan on Apr 6, 2006 20:28:40 GMT
indeed
well, so do I... muhahahahaha
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