Post by The Diceman on Dec 21, 2005 21:44:14 GMT
This is how i wrote down what i did in a text form... enjoy...
A while ago I thought to meself, "Ben, dontcha thing it'd be funny if you and a couple of mates got drunk in the last few days of school?" I answered meself, "yes." Last saturday, i got my hands on a BIG bottle of 79.9% Polish Vodka. On Monday, I brought it into school, and despite the fact that I had actually told quite a few people I was gunna, all were suprised, guess they thought i was just spounting shite... well after a lesson and a couple of free periods of me wondering when and where I was actually gunna drink any of my alcohol without being caught by teachers or annoying chavs, Chris Oakwell persuaded me to start giving some (although when i did pour him a shot into my nice shot glass, he then thought i should have the first one instead) by about lunchtime, me and Chris had had only a couple of shots of this volotile substance, so it was suggested that we should go down the shop to get some more Red Bull (it gets you drunk quicker... trust me). On the way back, me, Chris, Ben Bowles... and i think James Rennie was there... well Ben had a couple of shots in preperation for his economics lesson, and me an' Chris had another couple each... Chris by this time was completely fecked off his head. When we eventually got back to school, Chris lay/sprawled in the commonroom while i lay/sprawled on any wall i felt like outside it... it gets a bit fuzzy then... I remember going to the Law Center (my classroom) with no one in it. Had 3 more odd shots for meself then followed Chris's lead and fell into the common room... then stuff happened, i arm wrestled someone, then went back to the Law Center with Steven and had ANOTHER couple of shots each (bottle is now empty)... then i stumbled around in a blurry haze for the following hour or so, and eventually asked my mum to pick me up. After a dizzy ride home and some guys in a van laughing at me coz i was being sick down the side of the car (messy an all), i ended up at home and crashed out in bed and slept for a long while... BEAT THAT!
A while ago I thought to meself, "Ben, dontcha thing it'd be funny if you and a couple of mates got drunk in the last few days of school?" I answered meself, "yes." Last saturday, i got my hands on a BIG bottle of 79.9% Polish Vodka. On Monday, I brought it into school, and despite the fact that I had actually told quite a few people I was gunna, all were suprised, guess they thought i was just spounting shite... well after a lesson and a couple of free periods of me wondering when and where I was actually gunna drink any of my alcohol without being caught by teachers or annoying chavs, Chris Oakwell persuaded me to start giving some (although when i did pour him a shot into my nice shot glass, he then thought i should have the first one instead) by about lunchtime, me and Chris had had only a couple of shots of this volotile substance, so it was suggested that we should go down the shop to get some more Red Bull (it gets you drunk quicker... trust me). On the way back, me, Chris, Ben Bowles... and i think James Rennie was there... well Ben had a couple of shots in preperation for his economics lesson, and me an' Chris had another couple each... Chris by this time was completely fecked off his head. When we eventually got back to school, Chris lay/sprawled in the commonroom while i lay/sprawled on any wall i felt like outside it... it gets a bit fuzzy then... I remember going to the Law Center (my classroom) with no one in it. Had 3 more odd shots for meself then followed Chris's lead and fell into the common room... then stuff happened, i arm wrestled someone, then went back to the Law Center with Steven and had ANOTHER couple of shots each (bottle is now empty)... then i stumbled around in a blurry haze for the following hour or so, and eventually asked my mum to pick me up. After a dizzy ride home and some guys in a van laughing at me coz i was being sick down the side of the car (messy an all), i ended up at home and crashed out in bed and slept for a long while... BEAT THAT!