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Post by darksazzo on Mar 8, 2006 13:34:34 GMT
*nudge, nudge*
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Post by Smile!!! on Mar 10, 2006 22:10:30 GMT
"*Nudge nudge*" WTF is that meant to mean!!! We have gone into stoopid garble mode... let's change tack... OhMiGosh! - went to a male suit place, and Pete was being measured for a suit (SP?) for a wedding, and the tailor dude asks "Do you dress to the left or the right?" and Pete and I looked at each other, as in 'What?', anyway, the dude saw this and explained... If a dude has a suit custom made, extra room is made in either the left or the right leg (Well, It has to be one really... unless you are a mutant with like 3 legs...Does that apply to anyone?) for the blokes Mr Happy to hang down... I looked at pete and we both literally fell onto each other in mirth, it was hilarious ... the guy had said it with a completely straight face - and was looking impatient while we laughed. Anyhoo, when we calmed down the dude repeated his question. Pete replied that he didn't know really, and then stuck his hand down his trousers to find out... I was so so so shocked, but it was waaay funny - he concluded that he dresses to the right, and I made him wash his hands, then we went for a coffee in Costa's and were laughing for like 30 minutes... It was so so hilarious... Kinda off the 'chav' topic isn't it? Ahh well, I concluded that we needed a new conversation, so there we go...
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Post by Dan on Mar 10, 2006 22:22:37 GMT
you're joking! that's gotta be a piss-take, the guy must have liked Pete or something... I mean, come on... still, a fantastic story, most entertaining thing I've heard in a while...
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Post by darksazzo on Mar 11, 2006 10:31:14 GMT
I have finally changed the L.O.L censoring... As you see before you... and don'nt use it ever again.. it is annoying.. I publicly chastise you... oooohhh no... you like the humiliation don't you? You are one sick puppy... yes....one for those church coffee mornings
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Post by Smile!!! on Mar 11, 2006 19:39:25 GMT
Church coffee mornings? Who, apart from oldies, Highy and Julia, do we know that would even contemplate going to those?
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Post by darksazzo on Mar 12, 2006 15:16:58 GMT
highy and julia....lavender
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Post by Smile!!! on Mar 13, 2006 17:40:26 GMT
AHA - yes, indeed... well i meant except the whole bible basher clan at school...
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Post by darksazzo on Mar 13, 2006 18:17:17 GMT
haha I'm sure we'd be suprised
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Petie baby
I really don't like chavs...
The red dude..
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Post by Petie baby on Mar 18, 2006 20:02:54 GMT
You think...? I don't know these people, but hey... I needed to post...
STILL!! - Can't beleive that you posted that Lil' Nancy...
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Post by Smile!!! on Mar 25, 2006 11:47:16 GMT
Well start believin' it hun...
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Post by Smile!!! on Apr 29, 2006 20:07:52 GMT
hehe - no reply from the mighty Petiness? I'm shocked...
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Petie baby
I really don't like chavs...
The red dude..
Posts: 65
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Post by Petie baby on May 3, 2006 20:49:04 GMT
Well, here I am, I reply...
I have to believe it, I can see the post, doesn't mean that I agree.. but hey, make me a mod and I'd stop nagging you... or, you could even make me an admin... *hint hint*
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Post by Dan on May 3, 2006 21:03:19 GMT
*hissssss*
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Post by Smile!!! on May 4, 2006 7:55:20 GMT
Indeed. Bribery will not get you anywhere... well, it might, but not on this occasion...
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Post by darksazzo on May 4, 2006 9:02:37 GMT
depends on the bribary
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Post by Smile!!! on May 4, 2006 19:39:51 GMT
Well, yes, I AM open to larg pay-offs for keeping secrets, or other worthy offers, but you not beng pissed off at me telling one of your secrets? Yeah, nope...
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Post by Dan on May 4, 2006 21:22:44 GMT
well, now I'm confused
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Post by darksazzo on May 5, 2006 10:25:30 GMT
very
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Post by Smile!!! on May 5, 2006 16:38:05 GMT
Actually, so am I...
I meant, I am open to peopletrying to use bribery, if i benefit...
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Post by Dan on May 6, 2006 20:56:19 GMT
surely you should, if they're bribing you? isn't that the whole point in a bribe?
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Post by Smile!!! on May 7, 2006 11:09:39 GMT
No, a bribe could be... "I won't tell people you have a fetish for sewdish whores if you don't tell them you hired me..." Which I can see that you will 'benefit' as they obviously aren't telling, but it doesn't really benedit you apart from that, IE you don't gain anything really.. just the p[rivacy you thought you already had...
Don't ask where the swedish Female Lawyer thing came from.. I actually dont know..
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Post by Smile!!! on May 7, 2006 11:10:52 GMT
hehe.. censoring... whores appears to be ok... but not wh.ore... ah well.. you get the point..
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Post by darksazzo on May 9, 2006 15:07:41 GMT
..i'd rather not know the inspiration
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Post by Smile!!! on May 9, 2006 18:26:38 GMT
hehe... prolly not...
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Post by darksazzo on May 10, 2006 17:37:58 GMT
Ewww...and oh that poor paperclip
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